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Electronic Cords + Hair dryers and then I put my ped in my mouth

  • Blades:

    Hello

  • Chase:

    Hello

  • Blades:

    Pleasant recharge?

  • Chase:

    Well, um... I didn't really get too much of it. I was up getting back at Boulder and Heatwave

  • Blades:

    Getting… back. Which one of us is closer to sparkhood? This is why I adore you.

  • Chase:

    *shrugs* it's surprising how much fun you can have with a bunch of glitter filled balloons and static electricity. It's also amazing what those two can recharge through

  • Blades:

    Oh Primus, that's going to be a big mess. If anyone asks, I don't know you.

  • Chase:

    Gotcha

  • Blades:

    I think I might have just said the most hilariously accidentally inappropriate thing today.

  • «image of earbuds that have been converted into coiled cord»

  • Blades:

    I was telling Blurr to look at what I did. "No more droopy cord." I've yet to stop laughing to myself. That's not what I meant at all.

  • Chase:

    *smiles* It's not even noon and you're already putting your ped in your mouth

  • Blades:

    I know. ※Tips helm※ Hey someone on this team needs to be funny. Although I'd say you give me a good run for my money on a daily basis.

  • Chase:

    Mine's mostly inadvertent

  • Blades:

    Everyone knows that's the best kind of humor

  • Chase:

    *shrugs* I dunno, there's something to be said for those who can pop off a smart remark under pressure like you can. Uh oh, sounds like Heatwave is up...

  • Blades:

    Yes there is, and it's a good thing. ※Nudges※

  • Oh should I get the matter reducer and hide you in my canopy? That really needs a back up plan name like plan A4 or something. Oh well should I? Heatwave won't punch me, something about picking on a weakling that makes him feel guilty. I just let him think that.

  • Chase:

    You might have to, he just threatened to deactivate me over balloons and glitter...

  • Blades:

    Alright, I'll go get Dani to go get the matter reducer and we'll A4 the whole way. Even if he sees you he's not going to break my canopy to get to you. I'd like to see him try. ಠ_ಠ

  • Chase:

    If he breaks your canopy, I'll hurt him

  • Blades:

    Despite being violent, that is really sweet of you.

I don’t know

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speedcubed:

A quick and thorough read through the menu had him choosing a Velocitronian styled drink. High energy without quite being highgrade (which was often too weak for a speedster to be worth more than the flavor) and just a hint of sharpness under the usual sweet taste, if mixed right.

After the order was placed and the other bot left, Blurr looked back to Blades. “So what’s all new in your life lately?”

"new, oh you know mass homicidal maniacs trying to blow up the island, take over the world, and then concurs the universe. The usual. Other day some punk kid had the audacity to throw a rock at me to see if I’d move. I backfired because I was powered down scared the Primus forsaken scr-uhd~" he curbed his swear, "yeah scrud… pfft out of the kid. I wasn’t even trying to, but I’m not sorry". Blades threw a cheeky smile his way and took another sip of his drink. He’d have to order another if he wanted to drink with Blurr.

"Sounds like you finally got an introduction to Megatron by that description because that’s the sort of thing he and the Decepticons would do. But maybe it was just some random Decepticon because there are some who are a lot more crazy than Megatron and will do things with even less planning than he is known for."

I don’t know

roflcopterbot:

speedcubed:

"I’m fast at everything, including dodging," the speedster replied indignantly. "Wouldn’t be much use on a battlefield or in my job if I couldn’t change direction and still keep up my speed now would I?"

"I would think not." After gaining the attention of the bar tender Blades passed the attention onto Blurr. "My friend here needs a drink," he gestured with a servo. "So what are you going to get?"

A quick and thorough read through the menu had him choosing a Velocitronian styled drink. High energy without quite being highgrade (which was often too weak for a speedster to be worth more than the flavor) and just a hint of sharpness under the usual sweet taste, if mixed right.

After the order was placed and the other bot left, Blurr looked back to Blades. “So what’s all new in your life lately?”

I don’t know

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speedcubed:

"No." The response was mildly indignant and he hesitated so slightly no one would even notice before going into the story. "There was a store on the way that I had to pass in order by to get here anyway so I slowed down to check that they hadn’t sold the item I was looking into getting someone as a thank you for something. But that’s all I can say because the who and the what are classified information, you know. An then when I looked in front of me again there was some bot who had stepped out in my way and nearly got himself run over."

"As if I would tell anyone." Blades chuckled, "but alright if you don’t wanna tell me not like I’m going to force you". ‘Not like I could make you either.’ "You mean you nearly took out a harmless civilian who was minding his or her own business because you run on the tips of the light? How’d you avoid that one?" He allowed the pen in his servo to click on the table at the end of his question flagging down a bar tender with the other.

"I’m fast at everything, including dodging," the speedster replied indignantly. "Wouldn’t be much use on a battlefield or in my job if I couldn’t change direction and still keep up my speed now would I?"

I don’t know

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speedcubed:

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speedcubed:

Blurr had been roughly a joor away when he received the invite, so naturally he managed to arrive in about a breem. Strolling inside he quickly noticed the bot he was here to meet and walked over to him.

"You’re late…" Blades joked looking up from the data pad which he was getting no work accomplished on. It was there mostly for looks at this point.

"Yeah. Traffic was killer," he responded as he sat down.

"You tripped over a crack in the side walk didn’t you?" Pretending to note the .3 astrokliks in his time.

"No." The response was mildly indignant and he hesitated so slightly no one would even notice before going into the story. "There was a store on the way that I had to pass in order by to get here anyway so I slowed down to check that they hadn’t sold the item I was looking into getting someone as a thank you for something. But that’s all I can say because the who and the what are classified information, you know. An then when I looked in front of me again there was some bot who had stepped out in my way and nearly got himself run over."

I don’t know

roflcopterbot:

speedcubed:

Blurr had been roughly a joor away when he received the invite, so naturally he managed to arrive in about a breem. Strolling inside he quickly noticed the bot he was here to meet and walked over to him.

"You’re late…" Blades joked looking up from the data pad which he was getting no work accomplished on. It was there mostly for looks at this point.

"Yeah. Traffic was killer," he responded as he sat down.

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