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«But it’s dangerous and they’re gonna get someone body hurt and there’s laws against this sort of thing aren’t there and the flashing lights are annoying!» The spy’s tone by the end was hard-pressed to be called anything other than a whine, which he would vehemently deny.

«Alright, alright,» ‘and Heatwave calls me a whiner,’ «I’ll get Chase and see what we can do.» Then a thought occurred to him. «A craaaaaaazy little idea that popped into my mind. Are you sure they aren’t oh~, at a training facility?»

«You’re not listening to me Blades. I already told you they were out on the street and that you need to send Chase to make them stop because they were being a danger and nuisance around normal drivers and travelers…»

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«Forget about that!~ You need to get him to come down here so he can stop the trainee officers from racing around like younglings in their first upgrades because it’s not at all safe and probably illegal and they really shouldn’t be doing so because reckless endangerment!»

«But, but, but, Blurr I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan’t!» ‘Anyway if I could, I wouldn’t, this sounds hilarious. I want to come over just to see this myself.’ «Also the little cops won’t become big cops if you don’t let them run around, they’ll eventually learn how to wee-woo. Wait now I need to ask Chase if he ran around learning how to wee-woo… » Blades envisioned Chase flapping around trying to sound his siren and sat back laughing hysterically.

«But it’s dangerous and they’re gonna get someone body hurt and there’s laws against this sort of thing aren’t there and the flashing lights are annoying!» The spy’s tone by the end was hard-pressed to be called anything other than a whine, which he would vehemently deny.

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«Blades!!»

The frantic comm comes probably in the middle of the night for the copter.

«I need your boyfriend’s help! I just saw two patrol officers and they looked at first like they were chasing after someone because they were racing down the road with their lights flashing and going pretty fast, I mean not nearly as fast as I go but no one can really match my speed because I am the fastest thing that’s ever been created but they were still going really fast for normal Cybertronians and at first I thought they were chasing after a criminal because that’s usually what’s happening when they do stuff like that but then everyone on the road for a couple miles had pulled off to the side at some point and they hadn’t stopped behind anyone. Then one pulled a U-iey onto the other side of the road and the second followed then overtook him and they started racing back in the opposite direction dodging and weaving in-between the cars on the other side of the road as they went and it was so weird because the whole time their wee-woos were silent.»

«What? Why? How’d you even know..» “intel agents,” Blades muttered. Not getting so much of an word in after he answered the comm. He slowly pressed his lip components together and started to laugh. «I’m sorry did you just say wee-woos?» (੭ु˙¯̴͒ꇴ¯̴͒)੭ु˙ʱªʱª Forget that he just got confused by a bunch of cops and getting concerned. He was in stitches after this.

«Forget about that!~ You need to get him to come down here so he can stop the trainee officers from racing around like younglings in their first upgrades because it’s not at all safe and probably illegal and they really shouldn’t be doing so because reckless endangerment!»

Electronic Cords + Hair dryers and then I put my ped in my mouth

  • Blades:

    Hello

  • Chase:

    Hello

  • Blades:

    Pleasant recharge?

  • Chase:

    Well, um... I didn't really get too much of it. I was up getting back at Boulder and Heatwave

  • Blades:

    Getting… back. Which one of us is closer to sparkhood? This is why I adore you.

  • Chase:

    *shrugs* it's surprising how much fun you can have with a bunch of glitter filled balloons and static electricity. It's also amazing what those two can recharge through

  • Blades:

    Oh Primus, that's going to be a big mess. If anyone asks, I don't know you.

  • Chase:

    Gotcha

  • Blades:

    I think I might have just said the most hilariously accidentally inappropriate thing today.

  • «image of earbuds that have been converted into coiled cord»

  • Blades:

    I was telling Blurr to look at what I did. "No more droopy cord." I've yet to stop laughing to myself. That's not what I meant at all.

  • Chase:

    *smiles* It's not even noon and you're already putting your ped in your mouth

  • Blades:

    I know. ※Tips helm※ Hey someone on this team needs to be funny. Although I'd say you give me a good run for my money on a daily basis.

  • Chase:

    Mine's mostly inadvertent

  • Blades:

    Everyone knows that's the best kind of humor

  • Chase:

    *shrugs* I dunno, there's something to be said for those who can pop off a smart remark under pressure like you can. Uh oh, sounds like Heatwave is up...

  • Blades:

    Yes there is, and it's a good thing. ※Nudges※

  • Oh should I get the matter reducer and hide you in my canopy? That really needs a back up plan name like plan A4 or something. Oh well should I? Heatwave won't punch me, something about picking on a weakling that makes him feel guilty. I just let him think that.

  • Chase:

    You might have to, he just threatened to deactivate me over balloons and glitter...

  • Blades:

    Alright, I'll go get Dani to go get the matter reducer and we'll A4 the whole way. Even if he sees you he's not going to break my canopy to get to you. I'd like to see him try. ಠ_ಠ

  • Chase:

    If he breaks your canopy, I'll hurt him

  • Blades:

    Despite being violent, that is really sweet of you.

I don’t know

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speedcubed:

A quick and thorough read through the menu had him choosing a Velocitronian styled drink. High energy without quite being highgrade (which was often too weak for a speedster to be worth more than the flavor) and just a hint of sharpness under the usual sweet taste, if mixed right.

After the order was placed and the other bot left, Blurr looked back to Blades. “So what’s all new in your life lately?”

"new, oh you know mass homicidal maniacs trying to blow up the island, take over the world, and then concurs the universe. The usual. Other day some punk kid had the audacity to throw a rock at me to see if I’d move. I backfired because I was powered down scared the Primus forsaken scr-uhd~" he curbed his swear, "yeah scrud… pfft out of the kid. I wasn’t even trying to, but I’m not sorry". Blades threw a cheeky smile his way and took another sip of his drink. He’d have to order another if he wanted to drink with Blurr.

"Sounds like you finally got an introduction to Megatron by that description because that’s the sort of thing he and the Decepticons would do. But maybe it was just some random Decepticon because there are some who are a lot more crazy than Megatron and will do things with even less planning than he is known for."

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"I’m fast at everything, including dodging," the speedster replied indignantly. "Wouldn’t be much use on a battlefield or in my job if I couldn’t change direction and still keep up my speed now would I?"

"I would think not." After gaining the attention of the bar tender Blades passed the attention onto Blurr. "My friend here needs a drink," he gestured with a servo. "So what are you going to get?"

A quick and thorough read through the menu had him choosing a Velocitronian styled drink. High energy without quite being highgrade (which was often too weak for a speedster to be worth more than the flavor) and just a hint of sharpness under the usual sweet taste, if mixed right.

After the order was placed and the other bot left, Blurr looked back to Blades. “So what’s all new in your life lately?”

I don’t know

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"No." The response was mildly indignant and he hesitated so slightly no one would even notice before going into the story. "There was a store on the way that I had to pass in order by to get here anyway so I slowed down to check that they hadn’t sold the item I was looking into getting someone as a thank you for something. But that’s all I can say because the who and the what are classified information, you know. An then when I looked in front of me again there was some bot who had stepped out in my way and nearly got himself run over."

"As if I would tell anyone." Blades chuckled, "but alright if you don’t wanna tell me not like I’m going to force you". ‘Not like I could make you either.’ "You mean you nearly took out a harmless civilian who was minding his or her own business because you run on the tips of the light? How’d you avoid that one?" He allowed the pen in his servo to click on the table at the end of his question flagging down a bar tender with the other.

"I’m fast at everything, including dodging," the speedster replied indignantly. "Wouldn’t be much use on a battlefield or in my job if I couldn’t change direction and still keep up my speed now would I?"

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